Tavern Transformed into Asylum of Horror
SARATOGA SPRINGS – BOO!
Be very afraid….
…. and abandon hope for all who dare enter the Saratoga City Tavern Asylum (19-21 Caroline Street) today on Halloween, for ghosts, goblins, clowns, evil doctors, scary bartenders, chain saws (I kid not) and ghoulish laughter have taken over the four floors of the once normal convivial eating and drinking establishment. Fog, cobwebs, human size spiders and macabre manifestations of evil all included.
This reporter, along with some VIP investigators, have determined that Tavern owners the Fitch Brothers (Jason, Adam and Patrick) have thrown in their lot with these seemingly sedate, yet completely treacherous masterminds. If you see any of these three women today – be afraid…. Be VERY afraid.
Saratoga Adventures has put together which can only be described as a daily double of horror. The first floor of the Asylum is designed to welcome all… here, every member of the family may meet their doom, not unlike that spider who uttered to the fly: “Come into my lair…”
Here, all ages are powerless to resist the seemingly benign, yet insinuating wickedness.
But it is on floors 2, 3, and 4 that an adult version of malevolence is holding court. Oh, my!
Scream all you wish for help. There shall be none today or tonight!
Only terror and mayhem. You have been warned. Happy Halloween!
The Saratoga City Tavern Asylum will welcome all ages from 3 to 7 pm; Admission is $20 for adults (which includes your first potion) and $5 for kids. After 7 pm, adult victims only please. Saratoga Adventures is dedicated to promoting local businesses and discovering the adventure in your everyday life. Like Their Facebook page to learn about their upcoming unique adventures.
Arthur Gonick
October 31, 2017
