Things Every Guy Should Know
By Nancy Muldoon
• Just because girls are somewhat math impaired doesn’t mean that we don’t know the difference between 2 inches and 10 inches. If you are not well endowed, do not tell girls that you are. Most girls don’t care about stuff like that as it should be; but lying about your equipment is only going to make a girl wonder what else you lied about. Don’t be this kind of guy.
• If you are at a party and you haven’t made a connection by midnight, leave with dignity and call it a night. Everyone has their off nights and you are not the exception. If you decide to stay all you are asking for is a long night with a girl that’s too drunk to be of any use to you anyway. It is also considered an act of desperation and word does get around you know. Do you really want to be that guy?
• It’s called Locker Room talk for a reason, save the really gross verbiage for your male friends who will really appreciate it. Women might say they like to hear it but we are just being polite.
• Nothing is more of a turnoff to women than an insecure guy, so what if you don’t come from the right pedigree or don’t drive a Beamer, neither do most people. If you are the scholarship kid and are working your way through college, be confidant about that; because anyone who looks down upon that isn’t worth your time anyhow.